Friday, April 27, 2007

More Conversations with a two-year-old

Aiden talking with Daddy

Daddy: I love my son.
Aiden: I am not your sun. I am your Aiden. The sun is outside in the sky Daddy.
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Aiden on his Butt

Aiden: Mommy something cruddy’s in my butt!
Mommy: What?!?
Aiden: I need a new butt.
Mommy: What?
Aiden: I need to go to the butt store and buy a new butt.
Mommy:With what?
Aiden: My credit card.
Mommy: Where’s your credit card?
Aiden: In my pocket. Let’s go Mommy.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

When I go to school....

I told mom today I wanted to color in my coloring book. We worked on it for almost an hour. She was so surprised when I tried to color in parts of the picture (you know she thinks all I can do is scrible!!). She keeps trying to get me to use my "pincher fingers" to hold my crayon. Most of the time I ignore her, but today she told me when I go to school I have to hold my crayon this way. Why didn't she tell me sooner. I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. I showed her how I would hold my crayon when I go to school, but then I told her I would keep holding it my way since I am not in school now. Mom just laughed and laughed.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Conversations with a two year old...


Mommy: Aiden did you have a good night sleep?
Aiden: No
Mommy: What happened? Why didn’t you have a good night sleep?
Aiden: I bounce out of bed.
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Mommy: Aiden we are going to go see Gramps today. We have to tell him I hope you feel better. The doctor had to help gramps. He had surgery.
Aiden: ...His engine is broken.
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Aiden: Daddy what does the fire have?
Daddy: Heat and light
Aiden: and sticks
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Aiden: (running around eyes closed) Mommy you can’t see me!

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Mommy: Aiden you get a time out you are naughty.
Aiden: I’m not naughty. Maddie’s naughty. I happy.

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Aiden on a burned out light bulb
Mommy I need to get a new light that lives there

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Aiden looking out the car window:

Aiden: Mommy what’s that?
Mommy: It’s the moon.
Aiden: No it’s not. Mommy. Try again.
Aiden: It’s the earth!
Mommy: No Aiden we live on the earth. That is the moon.
Aiden: No we live on the moon.
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Aiden about Maddie the dog:

Aiden: Mommy I need to go to the store
Mommy: What?
Aiden: I need to buy something.
Mommy; What do you need to buy?
Aiden: A new nose. We have to go to the nose store.
Mommy: What?
Aiden: Maddie needs a new nose. We have to go to the nose store.
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Aiden and Daddy playing with play-doh

Aiden: Daddy, what’s that?
Daddy: It’s a pancake. What are you making?
Aiden: Elephant
Aiden: Daddy, what’s that?
Daddy: A snake.
Aiden picks up a lump and pokes a hole through it with his finger: Look Daddy a tunnel!
Daddy rolls up the snake to make his best clay pot and proudly displays it for Aiden: What’s this Aiden?
Aiden: A balquano (volcano).
Aiden reaches out with his palm over the volcano: Squished balquano!!
And mashes it flat.