Monday, March 12, 2007

I'm a Jokester


Variations on a Knock Knock Joke…by Aiden

• Mommy I got a great joke for you..
Ok Aiden what’s your joke?
Why do penguins swim?
I don’t know Aiden why do penguins swim?
They don’t got wings. They have wings. They don’t fly.

• Mommy I got another great joke for you.
Ok Aiden what’s your joke?
Dinosaurs…(long pause)
Ok Aiden, Why do dinosaurs…?
Mommy why do dinosaurs jump on bed?
I don’t know Aiden why do dinosaurs jump on their bed
They wake up.

• Mommy I got another great joke for you
Why did chicken turtle cross the road?
I don’t know Aiden why did the chicken and turtle cross the road?
To get to the other side.